He's gone, kaput, comprendia?
Anyways the sleepover was good brilliant superb...Plus there was horrible histories songs!
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Thursday, July 29, 2010
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Leo Eez heer
The title is true for once :) leo writes in bold for the day.
"Hi Leo""Heloooo, I eez weht the Aztecs called Monty sooma, Aztec Rulleer
If you could understand that, you deserve a medal."
"Now, to help you understand this blog and who cares the blog today,Heres ug the caveman:"
"UG SAY THAT TODAY AND TOMORROW THERE BE LOTSA POSTS ON LOTSA BLOG COMPRENDIA,KAPIESH,BUMCAKES CRUD **** **** **** **** YOU
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"Hi Leo""Heloooo, I eez weht the Aztecs called Monty sooma, Aztec Rulleer
If you could understand that, you deserve a medal."
"Now, to help you understand this blog and who cares the blog today,Heres ug the caveman:"
"UG SAY THAT TODAY AND TOMORROW THERE BE LOTSA POSTS ON LOTSA BLOG COMPRENDIA,KAPIESH,BUMCAKES CRUD **** **** **** **** YOU
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Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Tuesday 27 July:Yaawn
Went to sainsburys,Watched horrible histories. Dull day again what I need is something exiting, like a sleepover...
Monday 26 Jul:Oops
Sorry! I said daily posts but I missed it on The second day!
Anyway I've put this up as a catch-up post. Yesterday, Which is technically today,My Friend Cory came over for the day. Thats it... pretty dull day eh?
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Anyway I've put this up as a catch-up post. Yesterday, Which is technically today,My Friend Cory came over for the day. Thats it... pretty dull day eh?
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Sunday, July 25, 2010
Sunday 25 July:Squirrels and Board games.
Hello! Today I stayed at home...BUT I saw a squirrel. Here's pics:
Cool eh?
Plus I've started a Dr who board game pics soon
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Cool eh?
Plus I've started a Dr who board game pics soon
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The Return
I'm back!!! And this time its permanent... Hopefully... Maybe... Well anyway this is the NEW! IMPROVED! THE LIFE OF JAD!!!! Not that I've just been enchanced, its just the blog.
The new improved life of jad shall include:
*Daily posts
*Tons Of Reviews
*Stories
*Comics
*Photo galleries
*Videos
*Links
*Stuff that happened to me
*GIANT CHICKENS!!
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The new improved life of jad shall include:
*Daily posts
*Tons Of Reviews
*Stories
*Comics
*Photo galleries
*Videos
*Links
*Stuff that happened to me
*GIANT CHICKENS!!
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Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Sunday, February 21, 2010
De dum de dum.
Dum De doo doo De dum big fat "BEEP"
Anyways back to sanity, rdsafaghnxdgasjhsanmhjnsa01010101010101!!!1!!!!!11!1!!111
Sorry for the momentarily loss of sanity,normal service shall resume shortly.
"bing bing be boo"
Thank you for waiting,now on with the blog,
Quick-fire round up:
Monday:Eira came overTuesday:PANCAKE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!XD:)
Wednesday:Absolute hell
Thursday: canceled at last moment going over to friends house,replacement:FISH AND CHIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY XD:)
Friday:met with stan and alex in town then...ICE CREAM!,and i got a mag.
Saturday:Stay at home reading and lazyness
Sunday:under construction IE it hasn't finished yet
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Anyways back to sanity, rdsafaghnxdgasjhsanmhjnsa01010101010101!!!1!!!!!11!1!!111
Sorry for the momentarily loss of sanity,normal service shall resume shortly.
"bing bing be boo"
Thank you for waiting,now on with the blog,
Quick-fire round up:
Monday:Eira came overTuesday:PANCAKE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!XD:)
Wednesday:Absolute hell
Thursday: canceled at last moment going over to friends house,replacement:FISH AND CHIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY XD:)
Friday:met with stan and alex in town then...ICE CREAM!,and i got a mag.
Saturday:Stay at home reading and lazyness
Sunday:under construction IE it hasn't finished yet
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Thursday, February 4, 2010
Sleepover madness part seven Its finished Yay!!:D
A army of colossal chickens and demons burst through the wall.
Then a mantidox leapt at Leo,then the U.E.D Leo ran with a machine gun and shot at the mantidox,but it wasn't enough then a hamster with a flaming arrow shot out of U.E.D Leo's sleeve and shot killing the mantidox.
then Leo normal and UED Leo hi five. then spongebob squarepants appeared."I always said he was an evil satanist, didn't i, Jad?" Leo said. "yeah, but why is he brushing his teeth with acid?" Jad said. "cos theres a ninety nine point ninety nine percent chance he's mad. if they had mental hospitals under the sea, he'd be patient number one." then Leo signalled to UED Leo and they both drew samurai swords. they took in turns to dip them in cyonide.
Mai was running through the battlefield and ran into sponge-bob satanist-pants who had a sharpened spatula,mai drew her knife and stabbed into spongebob but he re-grew his lost body part mai ran very fast after seeing this.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" Mai screamed. "okay, now we should definetly get in some professional help.." Sam said, then a huge battle-axe swung down and sliced of Sam's arm. "well, that's gotta hurt!" UED Leo said. Sam was screaming and writhing in pain. then Mai fell to the floor at the mercy of Sponge-Bob Satanist-Pants. he held his sharpened spatula over her neck. then she karate kicked him in the most painful to kick part of a male sponge's body... between his legs.
Then at the fiction machine the screen displayed:
>>>>very evil things un-fictionzed<<<<<<<<
Then LORD VOLDERMORT And his death eaters went out of the machine and drew their wands "We strike"said a cold voice"And kill all the muggles".
Then a huge explosion blows apart half the house and black streaks spead out of the house,Laughing.
though nobody had any idea how black streaks can laugh! then a shine of blinding light came and something ascended from heaven...with fur and big ears.....black and white.......MOHAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he grabbed one of the death thingies and wrung it's neck. "now to save my friends." he threw a load of black streaks to the ground. then he kicked a demon in the face. "now for my grand saving of everything!" he rew a knife and ran at voldermort. "you =beep=hole!" then voldermort swatted him aside like an annoying fly. Leo and UED Leo both caught him.
UED stan was not in a good mood,mainly because he had the imperius curse put on him and was throttling UED alex.Then something happened and everybody stopped fighting,A great golden ship had appeared in the sky a man,also gold said"all the fighting stops now!"
Demons wizards and satanists killed him.
Then the 10th doctor walked onto the battlefield and said"all the fighting stops now" Everybody did as he said.
erm...apart from satanist spongebob who ran around madly and sung a song about how it is to be a sponge. "we need to stop this guy!" said UED Leo. "yeah!" said a demon. "but youre on his side!" "i meant the 10th doctor. who were you talking about?" satanist spongebob then finished the song and loads of people applauded.(i predict this will be voted best song on www.polls.com) meanwhile, in churchill square. a 100 foot tall version of john pertwee was stamping about. he was exactly the same, but with horns. he was eating all the shoppers. "mummy, can i have this lego-" crash. he stomped the lego shop flat. then- "so, can i? mumy? mum? waaa! she's dead!" "please can i?" a huge foot was whizzing down thru the sky. "so, can i have it or not-" he woke up in a coma six years later. "can i have it mummy?"
At the battlefield the fighting had re-started and jad was at the mercey of spongebob,who then dissepered thanks to a plot-hole of the fact that he was human size and breathing out of water."ow, god, bloody =beep=" Sam was most probably going to die. ow.Then UED stan thought up a idea,he connected the fiction machine to leo's farmville set the machine to jumbo size and made giant chicken coop on rockets and blasted the chickens in to space.apart from one. "cluck, cluck!" they gave it to johanne's turkey farm in america. the next time you eat turkey..or supposed turkey....you will be eating part of the backside of a giant chicken. "hey" leo said"an ESC button" beep. But the UED weren't having this they attacked in a last ditch attempt to stay in the real world but failed,although they brought a clump of jad's hair with them.wierdos.and if you ever see alex..since his head got squished..well, that head is actually a mix of anamatronics and plastic surgery.
Then they noticed the doctor wasn't gone"why aren't you gone?"said jad
"Is'nt this the set of the eleven doctors?"He said.
oh, and there's one more thing. ^we claim no rights to the idea of fiction coming to life, we know that was used ages ago like in inkheart. all rights apart from that bit reserved, by mohawk&co.^
Then a mantidox leapt at Leo,then the U.E.D Leo ran with a machine gun and shot at the mantidox,but it wasn't enough then a hamster with a flaming arrow shot out of U.E.D Leo's sleeve and shot killing the mantidox.
then Leo normal and UED Leo hi five. then spongebob squarepants appeared."I always said he was an evil satanist, didn't i, Jad?" Leo said. "yeah, but why is he brushing his teeth with acid?" Jad said. "cos theres a ninety nine point ninety nine percent chance he's mad. if they had mental hospitals under the sea, he'd be patient number one." then Leo signalled to UED Leo and they both drew samurai swords. they took in turns to dip them in cyonide.
Mai was running through the battlefield and ran into sponge-bob satanist-pants who had a sharpened spatula,mai drew her knife and stabbed into spongebob but he re-grew his lost body part mai ran very fast after seeing this.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" Mai screamed. "okay, now we should definetly get in some professional help.." Sam said, then a huge battle-axe swung down and sliced of Sam's arm. "well, that's gotta hurt!" UED Leo said. Sam was screaming and writhing in pain. then Mai fell to the floor at the mercy of Sponge-Bob Satanist-Pants. he held his sharpened spatula over her neck. then she karate kicked him in the most painful to kick part of a male sponge's body... between his legs.
Then at the fiction machine the screen displayed:
>>>>very evil things un-fictionzed<<<<<<<<
Then LORD VOLDERMORT And his death eaters went out of the machine and drew their wands "We strike"said a cold voice"And kill all the muggles".
Then a huge explosion blows apart half the house and black streaks spead out of the house,Laughing.
though nobody had any idea how black streaks can laugh! then a shine of blinding light came and something ascended from heaven...with fur and big ears.....black and white.......MOHAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he grabbed one of the death thingies and wrung it's neck. "now to save my friends." he threw a load of black streaks to the ground. then he kicked a demon in the face. "now for my grand saving of everything!" he rew a knife and ran at voldermort. "you =beep=hole!" then voldermort swatted him aside like an annoying fly. Leo and UED Leo both caught him.
UED stan was not in a good mood,mainly because he had the imperius curse put on him and was throttling UED alex.Then something happened and everybody stopped fighting,A great golden ship had appeared in the sky a man,also gold said"all the fighting stops now!"
Demons wizards and satanists killed him.
Then the 10th doctor walked onto the battlefield and said"all the fighting stops now" Everybody did as he said.
erm...apart from satanist spongebob who ran around madly and sung a song about how it is to be a sponge. "we need to stop this guy!" said UED Leo. "yeah!" said a demon. "but youre on his side!" "i meant the 10th doctor. who were you talking about?" satanist spongebob then finished the song and loads of people applauded.(i predict this will be voted best song on www.polls.com) meanwhile, in churchill square. a 100 foot tall version of john pertwee was stamping about. he was exactly the same, but with horns. he was eating all the shoppers. "mummy, can i have this lego-" crash. he stomped the lego shop flat. then- "so, can i? mumy? mum? waaa! she's dead!" "please can i?" a huge foot was whizzing down thru the sky. "so, can i have it or not-" he woke up in a coma six years later. "can i have it mummy?"
At the battlefield the fighting had re-started and jad was at the mercey of spongebob,who then dissepered thanks to a plot-hole of the fact that he was human size and breathing out of water."ow, god, bloody =beep=" Sam was most probably going to die. ow.Then UED stan thought up a idea,he connected the fiction machine to leo's farmville set the machine to jumbo size and made giant chicken coop on rockets and blasted the chickens in to space.apart from one. "cluck, cluck!" they gave it to johanne's turkey farm in america. the next time you eat turkey..or supposed turkey....you will be eating part of the backside of a giant chicken. "hey" leo said"an ESC button" beep. But the UED weren't having this they attacked in a last ditch attempt to stay in the real world but failed,although they brought a clump of jad's hair with them.wierdos.and if you ever see alex..since his head got squished..well, that head is actually a mix of anamatronics and plastic surgery.
Then they noticed the doctor wasn't gone"why aren't you gone?"said jad
"Is'nt this the set of the eleven doctors?"He said.
oh, and there's one more thing. ^we claim no rights to the idea of fiction coming to life, we know that was used ages ago like in inkheart. all rights apart from that bit reserved, by mohawk&co.^
Sleepover madness part five Very persuasive
A humongous demon the size of a van started chasing after them,Quick as lighting Leo whipped out his crossbow thing and fired.
The effect was immediate,The demon burst into dust"RUN!!!!!!" said leo,but it was too late for peter who breathed it in "NOOOOOOOOOOO" Said sam
Meanwhile in the house the fiction machine made a "ting" and five figures walked out One of them said"theres a strong possessing energy signature"
"Right stan"another said"we need to find who it possessed and fast!!!!"
Meanwhile outside alex was shaking all over the demon was just getting used to its new form then peter/demon opened its eyes,They were blood red
The effect was immediate,The demon burst into dust"RUN!!!!!!" said leo,but it was too late for peter who breathed it in "NOOOOOOOOOOO" Said sam
Meanwhile in the house the fiction machine made a "ting" and five figures walked out One of them said"theres a strong possessing energy signature"
"Right stan"another said"we need to find who it possessed and fast!!!!"
Meanwhile outside alex was shaking all over the demon was just getting used to its new form then peter/demon opened its eyes,They were blood red
Sleepover madness 2: part 3 getting reinforcments
For part 1 look on this blog and part 2 look on who cares
They ran out of the back gate and to the bus stop They had luck,the bus too Churchill square was here they got on,thankfully they had bus ID'S and £1.
They then went for the first person that caught their mind:sam and peter.
Then jad saw the giant chicken on the horizon,They got the 49 and got to sam and peters house.
Sam was thankfully a bird expert" It seems to be Of nuclear origin"he said.
Then peter said the most amazing thing"I've got a machine that'll turn fiction real"
Jad sped to the machine to the machine and wrote the entire history of the United Earth Defenders!
They ran out of the back gate and to the bus stop They had luck,the bus too Churchill square was here they got on,thankfully they had bus ID'S and £1.
They then went for the first person that caught their mind:sam and peter.
Then jad saw the giant chicken on the horizon,They got the 49 and got to sam and peters house.
Sam was thankfully a bird expert" It seems to be Of nuclear origin"he said.
Then peter said the most amazing thing"I've got a machine that'll turn fiction real"
Jad sped to the machine to the machine and wrote the entire history of the United Earth Defenders!
Sleepover madness 2:part1 the madness begins
It was 5:58 pm,Leo was talking about the spooks battle,Jad was eating a apple and mai was going insane.Then jad said"Whats that sound?"The truth was that it was a giant chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
They ran into Jads room Shut the door and made a barricade.
They heard ramming "Thump thump thump thump" " how long do you think it'll last?"said leo.Their prayers were answered when it broke through the door and roared.
TO BE CONTINUED
The truth:The original bits are true but after that its as true as a tutti-frutti banana.
They ran into Jads room Shut the door and made a barricade.
They heard ramming "Thump thump thump thump" " how long do you think it'll last?"said leo.Their prayers were answered when it broke through the door and roared.
TO BE CONTINUED
The truth:The original bits are true but after that its as true as a tutti-frutti banana.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
review:The spooks apprentice
He is the 30th person to try to be the SPOOKS APPRENTICE who travel the county and beyond fighting the Dark.
It was scarier than other books but that made it better.
It was slow then fast then slow then fast paced,but wasn't the funniest read.
Overall 7/10
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
To sum up
To make sense of what happened on todays posts... Stan and Alex came over there little baby sister lily tried to kill everybody and sanity dispersed.
but coming soon...the ultimate blog THE ZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!1!!11111!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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but coming soon...the ultimate blog THE ZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!1!!11111!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Attack of the daily kershaw
Alex madness:sdtncgsvnbcgx n vbvhj bgdfhhfnhfd fdhgbfbvvdcv cv cb cx xdx ddfjhdhdr whodhbh , chdcvfhmjfnfghjgknhdfvbjffbcmn daleksbn fvcxbgvgdvhfbfmhvffvsdhfjdsch,jdspooregb bcgdf h b nedrhhhhhfgfdhmngfhsddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddr
Todays weather:boring
News: on tv people bowled over david tennant.
and stan just faked his death
Special report into stans brain:Nothing there
Disclaimer:the daily kershaw is a home made magazine made by stan and alex and there dad
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Todays weather:boring
News: on tv people bowled over david tennant.
and stan just faked his death
Special report into stans brain:Nothing there
Disclaimer:the daily kershaw is a home made magazine made by stan and alex and there dad
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Stan the pan profile
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Hopefuly sanity full post
Hello Stan and alex are here
Stan:I am a nature mad fiend
Alex:I am going to shoot you
Lily: DDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE fools
Jad gets a machine gun and scares off lily.
But then lily throws a grenade and every thing explodes and a piece of shrapnel hits the save button
Stan:I am a nature mad fiend
Alex:I am going to shoot you
Lily: DDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE fools
Jad gets a machine gun and scares off lily.
But then lily throws a grenade and every thing explodes and a piece of shrapnel hits the save button
Stupid ideas
A guy said an idea for a program about a guy in a blue box
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Then a wizard called harry
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A war in the stars
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And a bunch of dudes called toa
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Then a wizard called harry
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A war in the stars
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And a bunch of dudes called toa
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Im under attack by aliens...actually there just stan and alex who are pretty similar to aliens.
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Tuesday, January 19, 2010
the end of time review
EPIC it was one of the longest best and saddest doctor who ever!!
Part one was building up to the end but of course it had a lot of good scenes such as the quarry bit and the cafe scene. Bad bits included the masters revival(didn't make sense).
Of course nearly every doctor who has scary scenes and for this one its the skeleton.
The cliffhanger was amazing time lords, the master race and the master who got a Frisbee,put it on his head and started dancing.
Part two was brilliant with scenes like the spaceship getting chased by the missiles and the time lords return.Sad in a lot of places and the ending scenes of the doctor visiting everyone were good.
To sum up the episode in whole9/10
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Part one was building up to the end but of course it had a lot of good scenes such as the quarry bit and the cafe scene. Bad bits included the masters revival(didn't make sense).
Of course nearly every doctor who has scary scenes and for this one its the skeleton.
The cliffhanger was amazing time lords, the master race and the master who got a Frisbee,put it on his head and started dancing.
Part two was brilliant with scenes like the spaceship getting chased by the missiles and the time lords return.Sad in a lot of places and the ending scenes of the doctor visiting everyone were good.
To sum up the episode in whole9/10
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