A army of colossal chickens and demons burst through the wall.
Then a mantidox leapt at Leo,then the U.E.D Leo ran with a machine gun and shot at the mantidox,but it wasn't enough then a hamster with a flaming arrow shot out of U.E.D Leo's sleeve and shot killing the mantidox.
then Leo normal and UED Leo hi five. then spongebob squarepants appeared."I always said he was an evil satanist, didn't i, Jad?" Leo said. "yeah, but why is he brushing his teeth with acid?" Jad said. "cos theres a ninety nine point ninety nine percent chance he's mad. if they had mental hospitals under the sea, he'd be patient number one." then Leo signalled to UED Leo and they both drew samurai swords. they took in turns to dip them in cyonide.
Mai was running through the battlefield and ran into sponge-bob satanist-pants who had a sharpened spatula,mai drew her knife and stabbed into spongebob but he re-grew his lost body part mai ran very fast after seeing this.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" Mai screamed. "okay, now we should definetly get in some professional help.." Sam said, then a huge battle-axe swung down and sliced of Sam's arm. "well, that's gotta hurt!" UED Leo said. Sam was screaming and writhing in pain. then Mai fell to the floor at the mercy of Sponge-Bob Satanist-Pants. he held his sharpened spatula over her neck. then she karate kicked him in the most painful to kick part of a male sponge's body... between his legs.
Then at the fiction machine the screen displayed:
>>>>very evil things un-fictionzed<<<<<<<<
Then LORD VOLDERMORT And his death eaters went out of the machine and drew their wands "We strike"said a cold voice"And kill all the muggles".
Then a huge explosion blows apart half the house and black streaks spead out of the house,Laughing.
though nobody had any idea how black streaks can laugh! then a shine of blinding light came and something ascended from heaven...with fur and big ears.....black and white.......MOHAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he grabbed one of the death thingies and wrung it's neck. "now to save my friends." he threw a load of black streaks to the ground. then he kicked a demon in the face. "now for my grand saving of everything!" he rew a knife and ran at voldermort. "you =beep=hole!" then voldermort swatted him aside like an annoying fly. Leo and UED Leo both caught him.
UED stan was not in a good mood,mainly because he had the imperius curse put on him and was throttling UED alex.Then something happened and everybody stopped fighting,A great golden ship had appeared in the sky a man,also gold said"all the fighting stops now!"
Demons wizards and satanists killed him.
Then the 10th doctor walked onto the battlefield and said"all the fighting stops now" Everybody did as he said.
erm...apart from satanist spongebob who ran around madly and sung a song about how it is to be a sponge. "we need to stop this guy!" said UED Leo. "yeah!" said a demon. "but youre on his side!" "i meant the 10th doctor. who were you talking about?" satanist spongebob then finished the song and loads of people applauded.(i predict this will be voted best song on www.polls.com) meanwhile, in churchill square. a 100 foot tall version of john pertwee was stamping about. he was exactly the same, but with horns. he was eating all the shoppers. "mummy, can i have this lego-" crash. he stomped the lego shop flat. then- "so, can i? mumy? mum? waaa! she's dead!" "please can i?" a huge foot was whizzing down thru the sky. "so, can i have it or not-" he woke up in a coma six years later. "can i have it mummy?"
At the battlefield the fighting had re-started and jad was at the mercey of spongebob,who then dissepered thanks to a plot-hole of the fact that he was human size and breathing out of water."ow, god, bloody =beep=" Sam was most probably going to die. ow.Then UED stan thought up a idea,he connected the fiction machine to leo's farmville set the machine to jumbo size and made giant chicken coop on rockets and blasted the chickens in to space.apart from one. "cluck, cluck!" they gave it to johanne's turkey farm in america. the next time you eat turkey..or supposed turkey....you will be eating part of the backside of a giant chicken. "hey" leo said"an ESC button" beep. But the UED weren't having this they attacked in a last ditch attempt to stay in the real world but failed,although they brought a clump of jad's hair with them.wierdos.and if you ever see alex..since his head got squished..well, that head is actually a mix of anamatronics and plastic surgery.
Then they noticed the doctor wasn't gone"why aren't you gone?"said jad
"Is'nt this the set of the eleven doctors?"He said.
oh, and there's one more thing. ^we claim no rights to the idea of fiction coming to life, we know that was used ages ago like in inkheart. all rights apart from that bit reserved, by mohawk&co.^
you kow editing went funny stan & alex R actually called john and edward or occasionally sam and peter. bye. and do not be offended if you are called stan an alex, anyone reading dis blog! X
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